okay, okay - eye am guilty for whut eye am about to bitch - but here goze:

am eye the only one in america that finds it nauseating to disect, deflect and susequently disrespect the written words of the language that our fore-fathers (and mothers, of course) founded? now, eye know that language evolves and in doing so, eventually changes - but ee nuf iz ee nuf: if eye see another word spelled incorrectly (and phonectically-written) and then must try to decipher its intended meaning, eye will poke my I's out. and that crap about nearly whole sentences being initialized (The BBC on CNBC accused the BBB of not listing B & B's with the NAACP after the ASPCA confused the YMCA with taking funds from the NRA and giving them to the yadda, yadda, yadda) is borderline CRAZY.

what ever happened to the days that you could look to newscasters to uphold the proper grammar etiquette? Huh? it seems that since this new millenia was born, so was the ghetto-ized newscaster. eye must admit, there's hardly any- thing funnier than a stuffed-shirt anchorperson giving the peace sign and telling his "homey" - the weatherman - to "chill". but after seeing this type of exchange too many times to count, the funny becomes quite phoney and is not the least bit endearing. shoot, is that what all that education got you? you could've gotten your ghetto-fication for free like the rest of us (at the GUNY) - or where ever else you may live.

well, gotta go and continue to "slam the gram" and do my part for the regenification of the americanized version-ation of the english liquidation.

peace ... or piece ... or maybe, peece, peas or peez ...need a pizza right now ...

-kvk

eye Should not be held accountable for the following entry due to the fact that it's that time of the month, but here eye go anywaY:

It's a sleepy august on the dreamiest day of the week - sunday (a day that ends pretty much the same as it begins). Unlike a monday (no matter how well or bad it begins, you know you'll be shoveling crap by its end) and of course, a  friday has the opposite reputatioN ... Now, you may ask yourself why am eye babbling on about this rep craP? The reason: no matter how each day tries to do something different, change its ways, it still will be responsible for what other days expect it to be for what it has been. Like wednesday, which is just a bitter middle child (or day) and that slut thursday is just a tease for friday who can't stand saturday because she (that's right, she) gets all the glorY. And tuesday is jealous of all of them because even eye almost forgot he (that's right, he) existS.

Now back to mye period and it's reputation thereoF: eye Think eye speak for most women when eye admit to NOT being any more moody with than withouT. In fact, it's men who are moody and with no reason for being sO. Case in point:

a man in my life invited everyone else to an event but thought it best not to extend a curteous request to yours truly because eye'm with "company" and he was scared eye'd catch a mood swinG. What the hell is that suppose to meaN?

eye'll Swing his mood especially since this is the same guy that tells you to schedule one thing for a certain day and then gets pissed when you can't (or won't) jump thru hoops after he changes it at the last momenT! eye Have many other examples of him riding the bitch pony but don't have the time and my attitude suddenly changed, without warning, and with no provocatioN.

The long of it is is that everyone deserves a chance to redeem themselves - to change for the better - and we must extend to others what we would hope for ourselveS. With that being said (or on your part-read), bleed it out, dig in deep, pull it out and throw it awaY. And, oh yes, don't forget to wash your handS.

-kvk

eye Should not be held accountable for the following entry due to the fact that it's that time of the month, but here eye go anywaY:

It's a sleepy august on the dreamiest day of the week - sunday (a day that ends pretty much the same as it begins). Unlike a monday (no matter how well or bad it begins, you know you'll be shoveling crap by its end) and of course, a  friday has the opposite reputatioN ... Now, you may ask yourself why am eye babbling on about this rep craP? The reason: no matter how each day tries to do something different, change its ways, it still will be responsible for what other days expect it to be for what it has been. Like wednesday, which is just a bitter middle child (or day) and that slut thursday is just a tease for friday who can't stand saturday because she (that's right, she) gets all the glorY. And tuesday is jealous of all of them because even eye almost forgot he (that's right, he) existS.

Now back to mye period and it's reputation thereoF: eye Think eye speak for most women when eye admit to NOT being any more moody with than withouT. In fact, it's men who are moody and with no reason for being sO. Case in point:

a man in my life invited everyone else to an event but thought it best not to extend a curteous request to yours truly because eye'm with "company" and he was scared eye'd catch a mood swinG. What the hell is that suppose to meaN?

eye'll Swing his mood especially since this is the same guy that tells you to schedule one thing for a certain day and then gets pissed when you can't (or won't) jump thru hoops after he changes it at the last momenT! eye Have many other examples of him riding the bitch pony but don't have the time and my attitude suddenly changed, without warning, and with no provocatioN.

The long of it is is that everyone deserves a chance to redeem themselves - to change for the better - and we must extend to others what we would hope for ourselveS. With that being said (or on your part-read), bleed it out, dig in deep, pull it out and throw it awaY. And, oh yes, don't forget to wash your handS.

-kvk